Ritter's Law
by Seth Pohorence, CO-something

The world of comedy lost a great member, John Ritter. The man is a hero to frat guys and other sexual maniacs. I mean how many guys can convince Mr. Roper they're gay so they can room with 2 chicks! Recently in an article I wrote I explained the two girls to a guy rule. In honor of Mr. Ritter, it will now be called Ritter's Law. Hopefully more will be successful in achieve this law that is so dear and near to straight guys hearts.