School Year's Resolutions.
1) Cause a ruckus similar to Animal House
2) Destroy pro-school attitudes with this bitchin� website
3) Build Time Machine to go to future
4) Better my future for myself, my children, my children�s children, for my children�s children�s children
5) Just annihilate the Freshmen, with extreme prejudice
6) Give a whole new meaning to double secret probation