The QB -- A Modest, Objective Review
by Seth Pohorence (the jackass seen below)

When the black fades and we are presented with Jon Malaney as ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA in the background, we see The QB emerge and send the fountain kid into the men's room. This is the opening image of Blake Cooper's The QB. The QB is a mix of comedy, romance, drama, action, and ninja fights. There is love between a QB and his women, his thirst that he must quench, and did I mention ninja fighting? Nick Laskowski plays a very convincing role as The QB, but he is also accompanied by a strong cast of well-trained ninjas who Nick's character must battle to save his honor and prestige. This movie is also well written by Blake Cooper, who was encouraged by the great filmmaker, pop culture junkie, Quentin Tarantino, who makes a cameo as the man who is driving a SUV in the parking lot. The music is well composed by the RZA's closest pal, DJ Disco, who composed the fight seen music, which is a mix between orgasmic and ecstatic. This movie is a must see for those in search for a movie that'll not rob you of money and innocence. In closing, I say to you eat, drink, and see The QB