Schools with Dress Codes Don't Know How To Have Fun!!
by Seth Pohorence, SYP staff writer and co-head honcho

If you didn’t already know, I, Seth Pohorence, go to a Catholic School. The folks thought that a Catholic upbringing would do me good… I guess it did, but sometimes, I just wanna go crazy! Any who, with the excellence of Cathoilic school comes…. The Dreaded Catholic School UNIFORM! DeSales is such a great school that pretty much every year, we change our dress code. It’s already bad enough our school doesn’t have many cool things like, a real cafeteria, school nurse, sports fields, or bus, we do have school uniforms.

Though in school, we are taught to be an individual. Are we not… can I get an Amen? Well, then we all walk the halls wearing the same clothes. So therefore we are all conforming to “The Man” of actually “The Man and/or Woman”. I apologize, you can’t just symbolize authority with just one gender, that’s considered sexism or being really un pc. So our school creates an oxymoron, the students, taught to be their own person, is forced to conform because of a higher authority. Now, I’ll say this… Who the Fuck is Writing this Script! If God were here, He’d be one pissed off Deity!

DeSales is now priding itself on how cool their uni’s are. Well, hate to break it to you, but they are horrible. They lack imagination, they are so stale and dull. Crayola would cry if they saw the colors we wear, heck Jeff Goldblum would make a commercial talking about how dull and lifeless our uniforms are. Our choice of shirt is a.) blue or white polo’s with the DHS logo on it (ugly, last years were way better) or b.) white or blue oxford shirts (these are by far, the most unexciting shirts in the world, if I ever find the person who thought up of the shirt… shot killed, shot killed, shot killed.) Pants: navy blue or khaki pants. (I’ve been wearing these for like 11 years now… Give me a break!) Socks: White or blue crew socks (for Christ sakes, they’re fuckin’ socks, do we actually need to pick a color. They being covered by pants) Oh yeah and they can’t have a logo on them. Also men wear ties and belts… mandatory because… TROOST OWNS ALL!

Worst of all, we have to order them from a special clothing store, talk about huge rip off! I spent $133 on shit I’m only wearing for one year. “My God, what have I done!” – Talking Heads Now, if you want to send email to those outfitters go to; www.campusoutfitters.com