:: 2003.12.14 ::

Life Status Now: Stable

Last week, at another fun filled day at DHS (school number one!) Chris Slevin has once again proved to the school, he can get even dumber! He had these store floor model cell phones in his locker. These things are these pieces of shit that he carries around with him so he gets attention. He mainly did this because I once talked about walking around with a fake cell phone, so I had a "status symbol". So someone came in and destroyed all of them that were in his locker and humorously enough, put them back in so he could see them. HE FLIPPED OUT! He swore up a storm, so I heard in 2nd period gym. Rhinehart gave him detentions left and right. Chris then left school; this gives him all the attention that he needs, exactly what he always wants. But what he realizes is, that acting like this won't make him popular in a good way, it really makes him (in my mind especially) look like a big baby, what he really is. Actually recently, I have noticed that Chris is Big. He is a nine year old stuck in a 17 year old body. So later he ends up returning to school. Now I'm saying to myself, "What an idiot!" He already left school, just go home (this was Friday) and just start your weekend. So now he has five hours of detention, amazing, simply amazing. Though this is not the first offense by Chris:

1) Threw a desk at then Mullet man, bio teacher Mr. Redding
2) Threatened to kill Marissa Turnbull (pretty)
3) Made sexual comments to Jasmine Staff (she knows i got her back)
4) Not only does he annoy everyone in school, but annoys me greatly

Ladies and Gentlemen tell me what your thoughts are on this matter. I must know, cuz this is not cool!