10.12.03

    So one of the supposedly great things about this forensics class was that we were going to have to examine some 'very realistic' crime scenes. This means 'realistic' crimes committed by 'realistic' criminals. Now, keep in mind, i'm not a complete idiot, and i know that these 'realistic' crime scenes were going to be made by the teacher, but i figured 'realistic' meant, you know... 'realistic.' So i ask you...

... if a madman came in and graffitied the school up (which would be pretty cool), would they write things like 'i love forensics?' NO! What a crock of shit.

Thursday: Finally, a field trip! Destination: Ganondogan (or however the shit you spell it). Technically not US soil, so i considered this an international peacekeeping visit.

Here's us, being escorted to the longhouse. This was a very interesting trip, but i have to say, i couldn't help but feel bad about all that land we raped. In addition to the land, we also raped many exotic plants and animals, as well as the gift shop.

Friday: It's funny how things balance out. Friday sucked. It was the last day before the three day weekend, and it was taking forever. Secondly, for forensics we had a lecture from a 'forensic odontologist' which i didn't realize was latin for 'charred body examiner.' And what's worse, he brought a slideshow. Images so disturbing, i had to become an alcoholic just to forget them. P.S.: mission accomplished.