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Monday:
Dude, I don't remember anything 

Wednesday:
I downloaded Joe Walsh: Lifes Been So Good, so Lars, get your fuckin' lawyer and sue my ass, you bastard!  

 
Thursday:
Our school bought new lockers. Take in consideration that our school has lockers as old as a dirty Charlie. I was selected to carry them out of the truck. Suckers are heavy. We were even directing traffic. Then some cop drives by and ax what we're doing. The Man tried to bring us down. Then in the afternoon, it was the traditional senior picture. We go to Seneca Lake and have a class pic. Chris Slevin was bitchin and moanin about havin better things to do than take the picture. Female classmates were thrown in the lake, much like a Girls Gone Wild. I got a ride home from Nick, he drove his Ford F-150 through the grass, lots of laughs. 

Friday:
Dull day except that I got to see Second City, Live!!!! I made a black guy stutter and yelled POOP SEX! At Wendy's I filled out a questionaire suggesting that Wendy would love the Pittsford Wendy's if she wasn't hammered with alcohol. Goodness, gracious, funny stuff! 

Saturday:
Work, me and Goodwin go to Monroe ave and Chris's Neon dies a horrible death!