Slevin Watch: March 17, 2004
I sit in here at my computer in amazement of what has happened with Slevin in the past couple of days…
Lost it:
Friday was pretty much a free day for the senior class. The hand full of us: Krista, Amber, Danielle, Frank, Slevin and myself, enjoyed our lunch in Mrs. Tracey’s room. All I remember is Amber talking about which seniors still have their virginity (which includes yours truly). For some reason Slevin thought it would enhance our lunch experience if he shared his sexual experience. Before I knew it he was talking about how he needed to lose it before senior year started, which I guess makes you cool. Turns out he was at this party and he was gonna screw anything. He did the “deed” with what he referred to at the time, “a three hundred and fifty pound girl”. Now I’m not shooting the girl down because of her weight (it’s insignificant), but Slevin said he did it not for love and he did it with his eyes closed. Therefore he was showing no love what so ever for this girl. So for the rest of the day Amber drilled Slevin on his action.
Punch Drunk Driver:
Slevin got into another accident Thursday. As usual the next day he brags about it as if it’s some sort of achievement. Turns out this guy was drunk. Yup, a drunk driver. According to Slevin they both agreed to not report the accident to the cops. Slevin later called the cops. Yes, you read right, he broke their oral agreement. This happened to Slevin’s “new” but previously enjoyed Geo Metro that looks like something about to be entered into a demolition derby. So this car is about as valuable as Furby and two Tickle me Elmo’s. Slevin was getting estimates on the slight damage to his door and they were throwing numbers past a grand. Though I initially think that it’s better to leave it or throw the car in a lake because it’s a flaming piece of shit! But the drunk driver offered him $1,150 for the damage. Remember no insurance companies and no cops are involved. Maybe the drunk driver wanted a “plea deal” because this would probably be his 2nd DWI in 10 years, thus suspending his license. Or maybe he has a suspended license already. Well, I’m not applying anything yet, but if you get hit with someone who is drunk, it’s obviously best to keep those people off the road. So over the weekend Slevin finalized, or so he thought, a deal with the drunk driver. Monday he comes in bragging about getting the money. Ebs suggested that four things might happen: 1. Drunk Driver gives him less than $1,150 (most likely in the area of $100 - $200) 2. Drunk Driver never shows 3. Police Sting and Slevin’s busted for fraud 4. Slevin gets the money but it’s laundered. Slevin got pissed, hoping that we’d believe him. It’s hard to believe him because he lies like a bandit and he said the drunk driver was going to pay him in cash. Hugh suggested that Slevin bring in the money. Slevin agrees. Tuesday comes and there is no money on him! Wow! Slevin’s credibility drops even further (it wasn’t high to begin with). He got so pissed. He had that sad puppy dog look on his face, like tears were about to come out.
That’s the Slevin watch, just keep tuned and they’re be more, if not my obituary because Slevin killed me or something.