School Year's Resolutions.
1) Cause a ruckus similar to Animal House
2) Destroy pro-school attitudes with this bitchin’ website
3) Build Time Machine to go to future
4) Better my future for myself, my children, my children’s children, for my children’s children’s children
5) Just annihilate the Freshmen, with extreme prejudice
6) Give a whole new meaning to double secret probation