That hasn't been good since 1995!
By SETH POHORENCE

Blake's article made me think of all our "Satan" ways. But thinking deeply, our Satan ways have slowly developed after the great year of 1995:

Less Hootie... more Blink 182: The days of Hootie and the Blowfish being considered good are long behind us. Now cool (musically) is listening to Finch or Blink (if ur trapped in 1999) or any sad, pathetic punk bad. My god, our music is a freakin joke!

Must see.... reality shows: 1995 was the peak of TV... i guess. Now, TV is hackneyed, stale, dull, anything but good! Sitcoms were replaced by game shows, which are now replaced by reality shows. The only problem is, what's so realistic about them. It's not every day, I get stranded on a desert island... actually that's never happened.

Schools: Due to the wave of violence, schools have more techno gadgets than Q lab now. Also, everything in this world is a weapon... an alligator, paper, staple, desk... that and you can't go around threatening to beat up people, c'mon, this is America... A-mer-rica!

Eddie Bauer: Since 1996, no ones wears it... why, it's good stuff. Ok so they don't have quarterly catalogs with nude chicks, Sears gots that!

The Who: Those guys were alive.... and not being charged for possession of kiddie porn! They rock! Still!

But of course stuff has gotten better since 1995:

Conan O'Brien: Love the man, wanna have a TV show just so I can be like him!

Cup Holders: They're now adjustable, so don't be fucking with them, they are your friend.

Internet: it's faster, and you can get your porn quicker and in better quality.

Hanson: Thank God, they all died from Drug Overdoeses. <in fact Blake still loves them: "...remember, i liked hanson before they were cool." - Blake>

Women: They're getting hotter and wearing less clothes... very good outlook if trends continue.

Stairway to Heaven: Still the one, still number one. Best song to knock boots with.