Week in da nude: September 15, 2003 

Sunday:

Ok, this is not a real school day, but I spent no time what so ever on schoolwork! All I did was prepare myself for CONAN! 

Monday:

I've been dying for the 16^th, my birthday. Not a lot happened, Matt Reale wanted to hold Chris Slevin's hand. No they're not gay, well, I'm not sure. Also, I had my first National Honor Society meeting, refused to accept any office. 

Tuesday:

My 18^th birthday, I'm so adult, I can buy porn, cigarettes, drive past 9, so much! School was dull, except the fact that Jasmine and Katie made cards for me and I made fun of Chris Slevin. 

Wednesday:

The day after, not much excitement, got 100% on my novels test and a 95% on government. Slevin tried to shock me by telling me about him leaving DeSales. For those who don't know Slevin, he's the most annoying person in the whole school. He just does this so he can get attention. So that overshadowed the day. Except for first period where, Matt Reale, Krista Johnson, Dave Fratto and myself made skits for religion class. These were morally horrible. The first one dealt with Matt being a teacher, whilest I was the student. He helps me with my oral presentation. Oh yeah, you read right! The second one, Krista buys me and Dave beer so we can be totally shit faced. The third I borrow fiddy dollars from Krista so I can buy "school supplies", aka, cocaine. I get totally high and Matt Reale runs me ober with his car! 

Thursday:

Slevin tells everyone that he wants to go to Waterloo, so no one will make fun of him. This is just getting on my nerves. If I were Bob Probert, I'd annihilate him, so he would just shut up! The problem is Chris: no one really cares!!! Also, the skits go off great, no one understood what we were talking about. 

Friday:

No school and I find myself writing this! "go Isabel" - Bill Boyle, Mullet son and huge redneck. I find it ironic that the National Weather Service calls it Isabel, named after the huge whore that went to SMS and Marcus Whitman.