09.14.03 - A theory, if you will: have you ever seen Andy Capp's hot fries? They are a junk food item featuring "popular" cartoon character Andy Capp, and i've never seen them anywhere but in my school. So i think they make them at my school, in the kitchen, with all the other lunches and things. But what they DON'T want you to know is that the hot fries are infected...with CANCER!!! but the kicker is, if you eat them, they only give you mild cancer, but if you don't eat them it gives you severe cancer. And if you start eating them, the give you mild cancer, and then you stop eating them, the cancer turns severe. so, for the love of god, if you started eating the hot fries... DON'T STOP!!!!

that said, on to more important matters: on monday i witnessed the most horrible thing ever. Ryan Blair, local cuban maniac SNORTED TWO LINES OF PIXIE STIX!!!! It was incredible for us, and i imagine excruciatingly painful for him.

 
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... so that was monday, on tuesday, nothing happened except casey came in stoned off his ass.... which was funny i guess.

remember kids, if you see someone who looks like this DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT accept candy from him!

... and, believe it or not, despite the 9/11 anniversary, the saddest thing that happened to me this week was the death of two icons: john ritter and johnny cash. I looked up to them both, i mean... johnny cash was one of the greatest country/folk performers ever, and john ritter got to live with TWO CHICKS!!!!!! and mr. roeper was none the wiser... so wherever you are, john and... um, john, just remember.... come and knock on our door/we've been waiting for you/with our...something something something/three's company too!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK:

   "Buy me some peanuts and crack."
        ~Mr. Mehls, Music Appreciation teacher.

He was teaching us phrases in song, using the song "take me out to the ball game" as an example, and he stopped on the note, altering the words "cracker jaks" to just "crack." Getting through the rest of that class without laughing was the biggest challenge of my life.