You Might Be A Computer Junkie If.......*

Republished on the web by Chris Pohorence, with permission from the authors.

Written By: Seth Delconte & Chris Pohorence

• One of your hobbies is collecting hard drive platters.
• Dr. Spock and Data are your heroes.*
• You catch yourself speaking in phrase consisting of 'If...Then...' statements.
• You've noticed that you spend more time in [front of the computer] than anywhere else.
• Friends call you to ask things like, "How do I adjust the volume on Instant Messenger?"
• You would rather write a program that converts Fahrenheit to Celsius than eat dinner.
• You look for the 'ENTER' key on your telephone keypad.
• You think that a banana skin is something yellow to wrap an MP3 player in.
• You convert phone numbers into hexadecimal for fun.
• People call you "Nerd" or "Geek".*
• You think Bill Gates is running for President.
• Your world would cease to exist in the event of a prolonged power failure.*
• You think an auto crash is a self-destructing computer program.
• You think that string cheese is a program variable, not a snack food.
• One of your primary concerns is what color to choose for your new iMac.*

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